Yerrs, 'Father Jack' is the organ donor for my main mode of transport (aka 'The Blue Haze' - top end job long overdue) and having put in a new propshaft bearing last winter without the benefit of pit or hoist I've been working on a cunning plan to at least make removal of the parts a not laying on the ground spitting out rust and other debris job, today the cunning plan was executed, the dear old Major rolling the car into near vertical position on little more than a tickover.
Obligatory safety warning 
- do not try this at home, Mummy might not like it 
NB, my lad was most impressed when, having left the key behind, I started the Major without it 'did you just hotwire a tractor ??' Oh boy you have to make the most of these rare moments of adequacy in the eyes of the next generation when you can
. Ok so you got your boy impressed with the hot wire skills ,so now we ask him where is one place you never attach a tow rope or chain to the rear of a tractor under any circumstances, and why 
. If he does not know you should set the good example, and tell him why, if you don't know, I would suggest finding out and then informing him 
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