Return of the Guru

[oehrick]

˙˙˙˙ʇɥƃᴉuɹǝʌo ǝnlq ǝɹᴉdɯƎ pǝʇuᴉɐd ƃuᴉǝq suᴉɐlɹǝqɯɐɥƆ ɟo sǝsɐɔ ʎuɐ pǝʇɹodǝɹ ǝʌɐɥ plnoʍ lǝʌɐԀ ǝɹns ǝɹǝʍ puɐ ʇɥƃᴉu ǝuo ǝʌᴉɹp ʇsǝʇ ɐ ɹoɟ ɹǝɥ ʞooʇ ǝuoʎuɐ ǝsɐɔ uᴉ ɯɐɔqǝʍ sǝᴉzzᴉ˥ ƃᴉq uo ǝʎǝ uɐ ƃuᴉdǝǝʞ uǝǝq

¡ sǝɹnʇɔᴉd ɟo sʇol ɥʇᴉʍ slǝʌɐɹʇ ɹnoʎ ɟo ʇunoɔɔɐ ʍolq ʎq ʍolq ɐ ɹoɟ ƃuᴉdoɥ uǝǝq pɐɥ ǝʍ 'uɐᴉɹq ɹǝpunuʍop puɐl ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʞɔɐq ʎlǝɟɐs noʎ ǝǝs oʇ ǝɔᴉN

¡ ʎʇsɐu ɥoo - ƃuᴉʇǝǝM ʇɐ ǝɔɐld sʇoɹɹɐԀ pɹɐɥɔᴉɹ oʇ ʞɔɐq pǝɯɐǝʇs ƃuᴉǝq ǝlᴉɥʍ ʇnoqɐpunoɹ ǝɥʇ uo lǝǝɥʍ ʇuoɹɟ ɐ ƃuᴉddoɹp ,ʎɹɐW ssǝɔuᴉɹԀ, s,ɯnǝsnW llǝɹɹnq ǝɥʇ sᴉ pǝssᴉɯ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ɐɯɐɹp lɐɔol ʎluO

[Pavel]

Hell, Ricky, I thought for a moment we had been penetrated by ISIS. How on earth did you do that?
Chamberlains being painted blue? Anything would would be an improvement.

Pavel